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Green River Killer

Bad does not describe this film. I thought I was seeing, at best, a B-grade slasher flick based on the Green River Killer. Instead, I got an F-level home movie quality piece of shit. The cover art was better than the movie. I felt kinda bad for the poor actress that gets killed in the first 10 mins.

Director: Hey, wanna be in a movie?

Actress: Oh boy! Do I!

Director: Okay. There's a few catches though. 1. You have to be naked. 2. One of your lines is "Okay, but I have to take a shit first." 3. Another of your lines will be "Wanna wipe my ass?"

Actress: SIGN ME UP!

In that same scene with the naked and the ass and the shitting, our killer says to her in a commanding tone "Play with yourself." At this point she starts to rub her knees and ass, while biting her finger.

Now if I was a guy, I don't think I'd want to see a woman suggestively bite her finger. Especially if the finger was a phallic representation. No teeth fool! No teeth on the wang!

Anyway. Movie sucked and we turned it off after shit girl was dumped in a creek.

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