Masters of Horror
I tried to watch Showtime's Masters of Horror last year, but got entirely too distracted. I think the only one I managed to watch was the first one, "Incident on and off a Mountain Road". That was pretty decent. Oh, I did see Joe Dante's "Homecoming", which I found kinda cheeseball and just reeking of "I'm making a statement!". I enjoy zombies, but I'm going to have to draw the line at voting zombies. Zombie suffrage. (Side note- the Wilhelm scream was featured in that one..from a zombie...) I've added Dario Argento's "Jenifer" and Takashi Miike's "Imprint" to my Netflix queue, but that sums it up for my interest in Season 1. This season, I've been a little more diligent about watching all the episodes so far. Unfortunately, none of them are very good thus far: -"The Damned Thing" - Tobe Hooper : I have no idea what was going on. One moment, I'm feeling bad for Sean Patrick Flannery, and the next I'm wondering why the hell he just went nuts. -"Family"- John Landis: So far, the most entertaining one of the bunch. I call it the "Norm" episode. -"The V Word"- Ernest Dickerson: Um. The dude directed Demon Night staring Billy Zane, and that makes him a master of horror? Actually, this wasn't bad, per se. It just seemed to go on and on. And it wasn't scary after a while. -"Sounds Like"- Brad Anderson: WTF. Times two. (This is the same guy that directed Session 9 which, if I remember correctly, was also a whole wtf Xs 2 experience.) -"Pro-Life"- John Carpenter: Hmm...Turns out, if you mate with a demon, your baby with have crab legs. And then there was the "let's perform an abortion on the dude" scene. Believe me, it was as disgusting as it sounds. Mediocre so far, but I'm looking forward to tomorrow's episode, "Pelts". There may be some hope yet.
Whiztastic
In order to help save money, China Southern airline is asking that passengers drain the weasel prior to boarding This made me remember the good ol' portable urinal I used to see in those miscellaneous catalogs as a kid. I was always fascinated by the concept. Having siblings and going on the whole family vacations thing, I couldn't understand why the hell anyone would want to relieve their bladders while amongst family members. What part of the country has ridiculously long stretches of road deeming pulling over for a bathroom break impossible AND lacks bushes? Maybe a traffic jam. I could see a portable urinal being useful in one of those really bad multiple hour long traffic jams.
The hell?
It came to my attention this evening (i.e., Scooooot was kind enough to mention) that one of my email addresses had a fucked up reply-to address. And by fucked up, I mean it was going to a domain I haven't owned in about 4 years. What's really bad is that it happened sometime on June 25th, @ 12:35pm and I just now noticed. This explains so much. Except for how the hell it happened in the first place. The 25th was a Sunday, so I'm not completely ruling out that I may have been drinking at the time. And somehow, in the minute between normal setup and fucked up set up, I managed to go into my options and change the address to something I would never be able to check. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Other Recent Rentals
To hell with it. I don't have the attention span to write a decent review with more than two sentences tonight. So I'll just compress the rest.
Thank You For Smoking
Perhaps the last Katie Holmes movie ever?
Unbreakable
Yeah, I know, I'm delayed. And I honestly knew barely anything about this movie. So when the intro about comic books came up, I had a "Is this the right movie? What the hell?" freak out. It is the right movie.
Winter Passing
I dig Zooey Deschanel. Unfortunately, I'm not sure what the hell was going on in this movie.
The Chumscrubber
Before doing this film, Justin Chatwin was in SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 with Jon Voight and Scott Baio. Just a tidbit.
Art School Confidential
I didn't go to art school, but I imagine this is what it would be like if I did.
Lucky Number Sleven
I've liked Josh Hartnett more overall since he decided to fix his hair.
Anyway, the setup is a basic mistaken personality but mistaken by two crime bosses, which is a suck situation if you think about it. Boss A wants him to do a job against Boss B, who also recruits him for a job. Plus, your basic twists and turns along the way.
It was enjoyable, but I did get confused at first when I tried to multi task while watching it. The cast was excellent- Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Gandhi, Stanley Tucci....
I loved Ben Kingsley as Gandhi. So much so that I refuse to acknowledge him as anything but. I gotta tell you, Gandhi is a bit of a hard ass in this movie. What the hell.
Brick
IMDB link To use imdb's summary,
"A teenage loner pushes his way into the underworld of a high school crime ring to investigate the disappearance of his ex-girlfriend."
What I enjoyed most about this film was that it was a very "grownup" story in a teenage setting. Yet it manages to still feel very adult. It's part detective, part gangster, part thriller, and part drama all wrapped up in a very solid package. And it was definitely one of those movies you have to pay close attention to. I almost wish I would have watched it a second time before returning it.I have to admit, I was a bit surprised seeing Joseph Gordon-Levitt being able to pull off a role that was so crucial to the film's structure. I didn't think he was a bad actor before, I was just to surprised to see that he was that good.It was also good to see Lukas Haas again, who I haven't actually seen in anything since Mars Attacks! (he's been in stuff, I just haven't seen any of it.) Definitely an owner.
5 7 5
A haiku to express my feelings. Ahem... dear loser fuck face- i think you should fuck your mom. she just might like it.
Somebody set up us the bomb!
I was feeling bad earlier today and considered going home for a bit. But then I thought "Well shit. I can't go home. There's a bomb over there." Yeah, it's one of those days.
Whew!
Well, I managed to get most of my old movie reviews up, in their respective dates. That was a tedious task. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I did it for the most part so that I could remember whether or not I liked a movie. I have a horrible memory. I blame the propranolol that I used to take for headaches. It's quite obvious that it can't discern which memories to block. Yeah. That's a good excuse. One thing I did notice about these old posts...I can't spell for shit. Thank god Firefox 2.0 has the built in spell checker, cause my internal one doesn't work. I also noticed that I like the 3 banana rating a lot.
