One thing I've noticed about the new kitten (Sake), other than what an adorable little bastard shit he can be, is how he seems to possess the ability to be wherever I am at any given time, yet I never see him move from one place to another. He was in the living room, hanging out. I got up, went into the bathroom and closed the door. A second later I jumped as I felt something hit my leg. It was Sake. After I left the bathroom (and thus opening the door to let Sake out), I heard a bang in the kitchen. I went in to find him messing around in one of the cabinets. How the hell is that even possible? He was just in the bathroom! He'd had to have dashed passed me in a hallway full of laundry, yet I never saw him.
He does the same thing when we go to bed. He'll manage to sneak in the room and hides out until some time has passed. Normally, when I'm ready to drift off to sleep, he crawls up on the bed (from the headboard) and sticks his purring head in my face. It drives me nuts.
And now I've convinced myself that he has some sort of superpower.