Today was one of those days.
I had never wanted to bitch slap so many people in my life.
You know how you're in a situation (not necessarily bad, yet noticeable), and everyone + their mom finds some way to make the same goddamn Captain Obvious comment, yet each one thinks they're being funny or witty or cute or charming or whatever. Except they're not.
I swear to fuck, after hearing the same comment for the 10th time today, I was ready to man someone with my hand.