Archie McPhee may be my new favorite site in the whole world, but this especially makes me feel all giddy inside.
I also need the Ninja Attack and a tub of ninjas to go with it. I'd be firing that baby all damn day. It'd be a hell of a lot easier than my quasi-passive aggressive tendencies I have now. Oh, you want to take this time in the break room to fill up your cooler like you're about to hike through the desert? Ninja yo ass. Can't drive for shit? Buenos dias, El Ninja. Refuse to get your goddamn water pump fixed so you don't wake my kids up in the middle of the night? Sprechen Sie Ninja. Moody ass Christmas hater? NINJITSU, fool. (I don't know where the last one came from, but I would imagine it would be as good a reason as any to catapult a ninja in someone's general direction.)
Others on my wishlist:
-Cold War Unicorn Playset
- Cap'n Danger Stunt Monkey
-Monkey Shower Curtain
-Monkey Rug
-Anne Bonny Action Figure
-Edgar Allen Poe Nodder
-And, of course, Marie Antoinette Action Figure with "Ejector Head Action"
Comments (3)
i know what someone's getting for festivus!!
Posted by Scooot | December 5, 2006 11:55 PM
Posted on December 5, 2006 23:55
How many hits is that?
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December 6, 2006 4:10 PM
Posted on December 6, 2006 16:10
I stopped counting and started watching cartoons instead. Or do you mean Scooot? He's not a stalker. He's a risible dude. Which is the dictionary.com Word O' The Day. Fuck yes, I used it in a sentence.
Posted by Monkey | December 6, 2006 4:15 PM
Posted on December 6, 2006 16:15