To the woman in the red car who seems to share the same general living space as me:
Are you fucking serious? Did you really get out of your car, get your things out, get ready to walk into your apt only to jump right back in your car to take my parking space the second I pulled away? My parking space, which was just diagonal from yours (a perfectly fine space by the way). It got you a whole ten feet closer to the building. Woo. Ten whole glorious feet. You're not crippled, not old, not in any sort of bad shape. And you have barely a handful of things to carry. Was the ten feet really freaking necessary for you to have that you were willing to re-park your car? Or was it to placate some deep "I got the first spot" desire you have?
And don't even act like you left and came back, cause I was only gone for three minutes AND I saw you backing up.
For the record, I'll park at the ass end of the lot if need be. I don't care. But I just wanted to let you know how damn silly you are.
That's all.