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A genius plan

I saw an ad for Alli in a magazine. As I skimmed over it, I caught the phrase "treatment effects". Intrigued, I read more.
Well, it turns out the effects are things like the shits or oily discharges. So, essentially, the pill works like such: You take it, you eat healthy, or you will shit yourself. It forces people to eat less fat out of the fear of the shits.

It's so simple and brilliant.

How it was approved by the FDA is beyond me.

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Scoooot:

This product used to be a $400 perscription. IT worked by converting anything over X amount of Fat into an Oily Crisco Olestra shitty discharge. I was on it for like a week. And it leaks out your pooper.

Lovely. Nothing says "convenient" quite like a leaky pooper.

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