I could list all the issues I had with this movie, but who has the time? Bad acting, weak dialog, plot holes, and poor character development about sum it up.
And then there is the issue that Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper who never actually removes any clothes. Then there was the amputee sex, a phrase that will most definitely skew keyword searches yet again.
Anyway, I’m thinking the story wasn’t half bad, it was just executed poorly.