Monkey Thoughts

Now maybe it's just me, but I find it quite loss-of-appetite inducing to have someone's ass right next to my face. It's even worse with multiple asses. Am I overreacting or is it an incredibly bastard-esque move to have a freaking reunion right next to someone else's table. I didn't know these people nor did I give a shit about what was going on in their lives.
Surprisingly, I refrained from starting a thing about it. You see, I was going to ask our waiter to tell them to move...unfortunately, our waiter rarely came around and he let me down in my moment of need. Thanks buddy.