How to Survive a Horror Movie
Stumbled upon this today- http://www.zombiechannel.com/node/3
Some of my favs:
If you are searching for something which caused a loud noise and you find out it’s just the cat, leave the room immediatey if you value your life.
If your car runs out of gas late at night, don’t go to the nearby deserted looking house to call for help. Likewise if your car has broken down, and the only refuge for miles is that creepy old mansion/castle on the hill. Stay in the car.
If you are fleeing from a killer or supernatural being and you see a cop car, run right by it. There are three possible ways that things will turn out if you try to get the cops attention and none are good: # A. The cop is already dead in some gruesome way that will cause you to scream and alert the killer/monster as to where you are. # B. The cop will probably end up dead as he tries to help you, this will only distract the killer away from you for a few seconds, but chances are you will end up getting killed anyway. # C. The supernatural being has assumed the form of a cop and just when you think you are safe…he will kill you.
If the killer is standing three feet in front of you, don’t just stand there and scream while he comes running towards you. It may comes as a shock, but he DOES in fact want to kill you.