...where I should have mentioned I was playing a video game.
Me: I AM STUCK IN A STAIRWELL! AIEEE
: why are you stuck in a stairwell?
Me: Cause I can't find the door out. And I have no flashlight
: seriously?
: do you want me to call the fire dept?
Me: Well, in silent hill 2
Me: hehe
: A HOLE
Me: Call them...tell them the game lies and I can't find the door
: I thought you were really stuck
Me: lmao..i'm sorry
Me: that would be awesome though
: it's okay
: I wasn't too concerned because i figured you had your laptop
Me: WIRELESS BABY!
Twenty minutes later, I finally found the door. Another twenty mins later, I found the flashlight. Five minutes after that, I figured out how to pick up the flashlight. I am a Playstation genius I tell you.