I have felt for some time an overwhelming need to censor myself. I'm not sure why..maybe I'm trying to be tactful or keep from making waves.
But I have to think that the people who really know me outside of a computer screen would know when I was making the jokes, so why the hell would I worry?
That being said, I have wanted to make this crack for a while...and if you don't understand, you probably aren't meant to.
Ahem...I'm going to learn how to shop from Whole Foods, but I need sponsorship and donations to do so.

Okay, now I feel better.