1. There are a group of women (men?) who use the word "coupon" as both a verb (ie, "I coupon.") and a descriptive noun ("Yeah, I'm a couponer.")
2. Some of these folks use items such as actual binders to hold their collections of mayo and tampon deals.
3. There is a black market for coupon inserts in the newspaper. As in, prior to delivery. I'm not making this shit up.
4. These folks have ACTUAL CLASSES on using coupons. CLASSES. On using coupons.
5. Some of these people are batshit crazy. About coupons. And, in general. If you use too many coupons or buy too many of the same thing, they will get you with their ninja-like skills and piercing words of disdain.
I'm sure using coupons is complex. I mean, they put such tiny writing on them and all, right? So..yay for coupons and saving money. I, however, enjoy having hobbies that don't involve my walking around in a grocery or shitty supermart chain. Although...I'm pretty sure that I spent $30 today at the store on cheese and Count Chocula cereal, so maybe if I had taken some coupon classes I would be more grocery-store L33T. Damn!
