Just in case you weren’t aware that there are some really…odd..people out there, or that the internet is a great way to find them, I present you with this wonderful etsy profile.

I feel like a dick (no sidejoke there intended) cause there’s this elaborate blurb about sexual abuse and her *feelings*, but the celebrating of the vagina..it’s just so…fem movement circa 1990s.

And never have I seen so many items designed around the female genitalia that wasn’t in that shady shop off the highway with the equally shady men inside that I don’t even like to accidentally brush shoulders with cause I just know they’re gonna be whacking later and frankly, that’s too much info for me to handle. Plus, they never seem to be looking at the good stuff.

I’m wondering if the fam would be too terribly upset if this baby ended up on the couch:


And for Christmas, I want my own vulva portrait. I will hang it above the tv. Or not..

Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad that this person is happy with her body. I just don’t buy into the whole celebration of the vag thing. It’s a body part. That’s all. Ooh. Magical. (I know, I’m no fun.)
Do guys get all celebratory about their manly bits? Like “I used to feel dirty about my penis. Now I love it. And all the penises I meet.”? Cause so far the only thing I’ve seen on etsy that dealt with manly bits were labeled as “NAUGHTY!!!” Yes folks, having a male sex organ on a piece of paper (ie, “penis stationary”) is “NAUGHTY”.

I just set myself for all the pervs to find me now with all that vag and peni talk. Shit.