If you’re a non-craft-type person like myself, I highly recommend a look at the “before & after” section on Design*Sponge to really let it sink in that you have no skills to do awesome craft projects. Seriously though, there’s some really amazing, non-genital-related projects featured on the site. The latest is all win for me, plus it doesn’t look too far out of the realm of what I’m capable of doing..except I neither own nor really know what a frisket is. Who doesn’t want an octopus end table, really? It reminds me of those old sea illustrations with sea monsters and the like. The artist posted a simple step-by-step here. I feel inspired to do something like this, but as I mentioned before, my craft skills are undeveloped. (It’s the phrase “craft” – reminds me too much of old ladies and Martha Stewart. Ew!) Maybe I’ll get over the aversion if I call it “woodworking”.