Just the kind of day I'm having:

• Couldn't get to sleep until after 1 AM, thanks mostly due to dog's horrendous gastro-intestinal problems.
• Woke up earlier than usual to get son up for school, only to find out his Thurs morning early class was canceled this week, thus costing me 30 mins of sleep I could have been having.
• Drove half-way to work, stopping to get gas as the car was on E. Hopped out at the pump, open the wallet AND...no debit card.
• Drove back home to meet husband, aka "Thief of the Debit Card", aka "Won't get his own debit card fixed already", so I could get some freaking gas in the car. Ended up being ridiculously late.
• Computer is acting like as ass to me today, making it take twice as long to do tasks.
• My poor lava lamp, keeper of my tranquility and emergency heat source, is overheated.
• It MAY be colder in the office than it is outside. And outside is pretty damn cold.
• After getting up to sign the birthday card of yet another person I don't know, I inadvertently dropped a Skullcandy earbud into the remnants of a seasoned sauce. I'm not even sure what was in the sauce. The Green Giant bag only said "seasoned". But it's only 70 cals a serving, so it can't be that bad. But that's not the point.
• Tried to do yoga, but the combination of lasagna and pets being jackasses were working against me. Note to self: Never eat lasagna again. Delicious, but way too heavy.

Sigh. Zesty buds, indeed.