Yeah, I know it's been a while since my last post, blah blah, I've been sleeping.
And taking notes. About things to write about. Creative juices = done flowed.

I was checking out my mafia farm in facebook to see if my new crops of thugs needed harvesting and whether or not the jerks who call themselves my friends joined my mafia family neighborhood yet, when I saw the same ad I always see on Facebook -- sorta. It was the "moms go back to school and get your learn on" ad, but with a rather curious alteration:

What the HELL is that??
I've given this some thought and decided on a few possible explanations. Maybe the advertiser is trying to infer that without a proper education, one's kids are destined to become ruffians and potentially homeless*. Or, perhaps it meant to say "Join this site and all your personal information will be given to THIS guy who will surprise you with a few weeks of stalking leading up to a home invasion and sexual assault." Or, maybe Facebook ads just suck donkey balls. Hard to say, really.

* For the record, I don't automatically assume all hairy beardy men are homeless. Hell, I'm married to a hairy beardy man. Sometimes, he DOES look homeless. And once, his beard got so out of control that he appeared to be supporting a terrorist group of sorts. His beard is like a separate member of the family.