Peanut: “It’s almost Christmas and it hasn’t even snowed yet.”
Me: “Well, it doesn’t always snow on Christmas.”
Peanut: “How do you know?”
Me: “Cause I’m 30-something years old and it hasn’t snowed every Christmas.”
Peanut: “35?”
Me: “No! 30-something. Some years it doesn’t snow at all. ”
Peanut:
Me: “Yep. Life isn’t fair.”