Peanut wrote this poem today at school. The translation from first grade spelling is

I am sick

I don’t know what to do

I am locked in my room

Somebody help me

I am kidnapped

Oh boy. Let me just say that he is a happy and healthy child. He just happens to like weird and scary stuff like me. Also, these are his uncles. So, yes, we’re all a little out there. Creative writing class will be interesting with this one.