This is one of the new things I’ve discovered on my house after a month of “official home ownership”.

I’m intrigued and terrified all in one. Should I be truly concerned about being engulfed in flames by my water heater? (At least, I think it’s my water heater…still trying to work the specifics out.) I feel like the person should have a little speech bubble with “Aieeeee!” to really capture the essence of the moment. Am I allowed to draw on my own water heater, or does that void some sort of warranty? Also, how do I get a job illustrating all the horrible shit that could go wrong on items? I feel like I would do a real bang up job at it. In fact, this post is to be continued!