2013 | Jun 13
A 2am conversation with Sable
“Sable: Mom...mom...mom...mom...MOM...MOM. MOM! MOM MOM MOM MOM!
Me: For crying out loud, WHAT??
Sable: Hi Mom.
Me: Hi..go ...”
10 | Apr 09 08
How BritComs Threw Me Off
“I'm attempting to find the time find the time to dedicate to this site again. ...”
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2012 | Dec 28 21 19 12
The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey
“When writing a review of The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey, where does one begin? ...”
I'm on to you, Moose E. Moose
“If that even is his real name.
The real reason he and silent bird friend ...”
06 04
Holiday Gift Guide - Don't Buy These
“It's that time of year again, when everyone decides to provide holiday gift guides to ...”
03 01 | Nov 29 28
The Reverse Badass - the Ass...bad?
“Back in June I had this wonderful experience involving a road vigilante, keeping drivers from ...”
26
I can't help but think this is a punchline to a joke
“I got this email today:
Can you imagine going online to buy a present for someone ...”
25 23 22 21 20
Share Our Strength - No Kid Hungry
“With the holidays coming up, it's easy to reflect on how good I have it, ...”
19 18 17
Rehabilitating Sable and Her Crazy
“I must apologize for two dog related posts back-to-back, but let's face it: I kinda ...”
16 14 13 12
Violin Dubstep - Lindsey Stirling
“Today, I was going to retell tales of wondrous adventure and impossible feats of the ...”
11
Talked into some sense
“Oh, NaNoWriMo, you were within my grasp. Oh who am I kidding? We were never ...”
10 09 08 07
Post-Election Reflection
“Last political post for a long time, I promise. Last night was interesting to watch. ...”
06
Politicking
“Just a few thoughts regarding the election:
I am not delusional to think any person could ...”
05
An Obvious Observation on NaNoWriMo
“Holy Moses, is it hard to write a novel! I don't know how professional writers ...”
04 03 02 01
NaBloPoMo - November 2012 Kick Off!
“It's that time o' year - the November NaBloPoMo! Maybe it's a weird thing to ...”
| Oct 30 17
My Carpal Tunnel Has Struck Again
“Oh hello, slightly neglected blog. I've missed your face. I was not being lazy and ...”
03 02
Learning the GROW Method
“Recently, I participated in a call to learn more about Oxfam America's GROW Method. The ...”
01 | Sep 28 27 26 21
How to Be a Bad Cop
“Oh how I love the Bad Cop archetype. It's one of the most formulaic of ...”
20
Some kind of half-assed astronaut
“When I was little, I - like most children born of the 70s and early ...”
19
Ode to Patrick Swayze
“Earlier this month would have been the 3 year anniversary of Patrick Swayze's death. Patrick ...”
18
Soundgarden - King Animal Trailer
“I can't tell you how much I hope this doesn't suck. I'm the type of ...”
17 11 06 03
Extra Life!
“This year, I am taking one for the team. I, along with some awesome team ...”
| Aug 22
Summer Vox Box - Reviews
“A few weeks ago, I received a Summer Beauty VoxBox from Influenster full of ...”
19 18
I may very well be a coward
“I have a confession - I watch way too much Disappeared. Don't tell me you ...”
16 12 10 06 05
Problems, as I see it
“I've been too angry to write anything lately. I need to stop looking at comments ...”
| Jul 27
Women Are Not the Problem
“I just picked up the book Half the Sky today and am looking forward to ...”
26
Raising Them Right
“If there's one thing I'm especially cognizant of while raising two boys, it's making sure ...”
17 09 07 | Jun 27 26 21 13
My name is Eddie Vedder
“
I'm not sure what I'm more impressed/shocked about...that this guy sounds remarkably like Eddie Vedder, ...”
12 09
Because I said so
“Phoenix turned 13 this year. There's something about going from being the mom of two ...”
06
Bitch Fight
“When I posted about Sable a week ago, I had clearly underestimated her alpha dog-ness. ...”
| May 31 29 28
Things I suck at - Screen names
“I have never been good at creating online aliases for myself. Some people have it ...”
24
Neighbor drama...mama...something
“I've had my share of neighbor issues while renting. But I'm telling you (that's you, ...”
23
WikiLeaks Cable Reveals DynCorp Funding Child Sex Slavery in Afghanistan
“The Afghanistan cable dated June 24th, confirms the rumor that DynCorp threw a bacha bazi ...”
22
I can't get enough of moving!
“That was sarcasm...I think! Anyway,I decided on a spur-ish of the moment to change my ...”
17 07 | Apr 25 24
Who moved the lightswitches?
“Does anyone really enjoy moving? I'm not sure I completely minded it up until recently. ...”
20 14 13
The Happy Ending
“A week later and I'm finally sitting down to finish up the house tale. Priorities, ...”
06
Countdown Time
“It's happening. In a few hours, I will be a homeowner. I could barely sleep ...”
02 | Mar 26
The Tipping Point
“Friday began as cluster-effy as a Friday could be. Our house-to-be is in a flood ...”
17 12 07 06 05
Dog Dreams
“Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing to you with the utmost hope that you will ...”
| Feb 29
I'm having a moment of angry!
“So...how 'bout those politics?
Okay, discussing politics is one of my no-no's, but I'm just all ...”
28 27 23
I am a whirlwind of emotion!
“I am still here! This whole house business has been moving along much faster than ...”
15
Moving right along
“On the adult homefront this afternoon I received some rather pleasant news. How fancy of ...”
13
Mellow Morning Music
“I heard this driving into work. Mixed with the waking sun and the frozen landscape, ...”
07 03 01 | Jan 31 30 29 25
You can't reason with crazy
“I'm beginning to come to terms that my anti-crazy pills are less effective these days. ...”
23 22
Oof
“I was on a such a good roll, posting regularly. Then I got sidelined. No ...”
16
On my way to becoming an adult
“So the past week I've been taking those first steps in looking to buy a ...”
11 10 09
Putting an end to my insomnia
“I don't sleep very well. In fact, I'm pretty sure I didn't sleep at all ...”
08 05 04 03 |
2011 | Dec 29
The Cat With Hands
“I stumbled on this video today and can easily say it freaked me out. I ...”
Unwelcome Guests
“We very recently became suspicious that we were sharing our home against our will. It ...”
27 25
Life lessons
“Peanut: "It's almost Christmas and it hasn't even snowed yet."
Me: "Well, it doesn't always snow ...”
22 20 19
Back to being a Scrooge
“Well, I *was* in better spirits about the holidays for a brief amount of time. ...”
15 14
Non-Battle Hymn of the Feral Cat Mom
“I have a confession: I am not a Tiger mom. Not even close. Maybe like ...”
13 12 09 08 07 06 05 04
Adventures in Ice Skating
“All my 7 year old has been talking about for weeks is ice skating. He ...”
Reunions, smoohuniuns!
“I made the last minute decision to not go to my high school 15 year ...”
02 01
I NaBloPoMo'd!
“Well, I made it through a whole month of NaBloPoMo. It's not a hard accomplishment ...”
| Nov 30 29 28 27
My latest addiction
“I'm not a typical "OMG I LOVE SHOPPING" type of chick. In fact, I rather ...”
26 25
Post-holiday Bliss
“This was the first year in several that I spent Thanskgiving as a carnivore. I ...”
24 23
Holiday Therapy
“I don't know what it is with me and holidays lately but I never feel ...”
22 21 20
Cringe-worthy
“I was reading about Cringe on Que Sera Sera -- I know, I'm like a ...”
19 18
Out of the mouths of babes
“I just returned from work and was plopped on the couch decompressing when my 7 ...”
17
Finding a muse
“There was a Plinky prompt the other day about where to find creative inspiration. I ...”
16 15 14
Cosmic Meaning of a Nose Ring
“The other day, I woke up to discover that my nose ring was missing. Granted, ...”
13 12 11
Days off are for suckers
“I suck at having a day off. Here I am, the whole day up for ...”
10
Finding the fit
“Why are some things so difficult to decide on? Things that shouldn't be that difficult ...”
09 08
Why I Vote
“Voting has always been a treasured right of mine (as seen here). When I was ...”
07
Downtown Drivers
“Here's the truth: I love working downtown. I love the vibe and energy of downtown. ...”
06
Learning to read
“One of my favorite milestones in my kids' lives is the learning to read process. ...”
05
Case Histories
“As a recent offering to the US audiences, PBS's Masterpiece Mystery presented "Case Histories", a ...”
04 03 02
Crazy and back again
“About two weeks I decided I didn't want to take my anxiety meds anymore. I ...”
Carpal Tunnel and the Web Developer Girl
“If there was one thing I was apprehensive about spending 8+ hours a day on ...”
01
Nanomobloggedy-bloo
“I decided that this year, I'm going to attempt the Nano..something. NaBloPoMo. National Blog Posting ...”
| Oct 19 13
American Horror Story - First thoughts
“One of the newest shows on television has me the most perplexed over whether or ...”
05
Farewell, Mr. Jobs
“It was announced a few minutes ago that Apple founder Steve Jobs has passed away. ...”
| Sep 19 10
Road Rage minus the rage part
“Dear Dude in the Silver Cayenne,
Seriously dude? You gave me the finger for NOT running ...”
02 01 | Aug 31
My Jackassery Knows No Bounds
“I've been slightly discombobulated the last few months. At least for about a week, I ...”
20
Realizations
“I've just spent the last couple months of my life working. I don't mean normal ...”
| Jun 14
Buckling down
“It's been 5 years since I've gotten my Bachelor degree. My BS as I like ...”
| May 19
Captain Half-asser
“Lately, I've been coming to terms with something about myself. I'm a half-asser. There's so ...”
| Apr 14
Shit happened, and some of it was awesome
“I'm getting to the point now where I can finally breathe and get on with ...”
| Feb 20 | Jan 31 30
The Walking Dead - Episode 106 - TS-19
“Okay, since I'm so behind on this one, I have a slight confession: I don't ...”
22
I owe you a recap, and other shit
“Okay, so I know the whole point of this blog is to talk about my ...”
| ||
2010 | Dec 31
Going to my room
“Remember being an angsty pre-adolescent and getting mad at life, stomping to your bedroom and ...”
12
The Walking Dead - Episode 105 - Wildfire
“What do you do with a zombie-bitten corpse?
What do you do with a zombie-bitten corpse?
What ...”
10
The Walking Dead - Episode 104 - Vatos
“If there was a moral to this whole episode, it starts with the first few ...”
07
Being kept in the loop
“Email received today:
Subject: keeping you informed - lights will be on
Good evening Parents, we ...”
| Nov 16
The Walking Dead - Episode 103 - Tell It To the Frogs
“Hey guess what? Merle is still on the roof! Oh, that Merle! The zombies, however, ...”
15
The Walking Dead - Episode 102 - Guts
“When we left off from the last episode, our sheriff buddy Rick was stuck in ...”
08 04
The Walking Dead - Episode 101 - Days Gone By
“When I heard that AMC was making "The Walking Dead" into a series, I don't ...”
Daphne is the Devil
“There's always something on the internet. We've moved on from wang pics to potentially gay ...”
03
More about alleged dick pics
“I realized I can't say dick pics in the last post and leave it like ...”
Not stepping in
“I'm a pretty candid person for the most part. I've been reading over some of ...”
02
Saw Part Who Really Cares
“I hate being absent from my own shit. I am behind on podcast editing, behind ...”
| Oct | Sep 27 25
Remembering
“Please forgive me while I put on my political pants today. It's not a topic ...”
24 23 07 06
Nicknames for the mom crowd
“This one is for all you moms out there. We get it. You have kids. ...”
A near-close throwdown with a fake Swede
“Not to be cliche, but I love Ikea. Really. It's a magical wonderland of cheap ...”
01
The Eclipse
“Every now and then, I end up watching a movie that messes with my head, ...”
| Aug 20
Chh-chh-chh-changes!
“I know, annoying title. Ha!
Somewhere in between my last blog post and this one, I've ...”
| Jul 10
The News...or not.
“I love technology. I do. But I will openly admit that advances in technology have ...”
07
Reflections
“So I've had a bit of a hiatus. Not sure what I've been doing, as ...”
| Jun 17 13
Mental Paradox
“If there were one major roadblock that keeps me from accomplishing what I need to, ...”
07
Dear Thieves
“Okay, so you got me again. You stole my lawn mower. You are a master ...”
02
Passion, and lack thereof
“One of the problems with having such an easily distracted mind and one that has ...”
| May 31
Just so you know
“A while ago, I was reading a summary of a conference I didn't attend, and ...”
30 29 28
Podcast!
“As I alluded to in other posts, I have officially starting my podcasting career, along ...”
27 26
Finding The Schwartz
“Warning: The proceeding post is a LOT of geek talk.
I use MovableType on this ...”
19 18 13 08 04
A letter to Bravo
“Dear Bravo - and by Bravo, I clearly mean the executives in charge and not ...”
| Apr 27
Self-Defense With a Side of Crazy
“The other day, I happened to mention to my mom about how someone was recently ...”
21
We're all doomed
“You know, after seeing this, I think to myself: "Self, I should really run ...”
20 12
Alternative Titles for Anatomy of Hell
“Anatomy of Hell
I watch a lot of strange shit. I'm at the point where not ...”
07
This is my irked face
“I've always had the sneaking suspicion that the community I live in is surrounded by ...”
| Mar 31
Google Buzz makes universes collide
“When Google announces a new product, I'm always eager to give it a test run, ...”
09 02
Pondering
“The following is an email exchange that occurred this afternoon.
Tom Wopat*: Can you change ...”
| Feb 28
Therapy
“For a long time, writing posts was a therapeutic process. I could get out all ...”
21
An experiment...no, really
“A while ago, for some reason or another, I decided to turn on "Jon & ...”
I condone nothing!
“A conversation with my husband while watching a movie with Sean Bean:
Him: "What's that movie ...”
16
Doing shit
“I'm all about doing some shit these days. Emphasis on the some. Or the shit, ...”
07
30s are not so bad
“Tomorrow I hit the big 3-2. 32. It sounds so grown-up when I have to ...”
05
My life, in 6 words.
“I was reading this article on NPR entitled "Can You Tell Your Life Story In ...”
03
Ode to Frogurt
“Unless you've been living as a hermit the past 24 hours, you know that the ...”
| Jan 27 26
The Religion vs Science Debate - Solved!
“HA!
Not really. Maybe in my mind.
I was getting my NYT on, and came across this ...”
20 |
2009 | Dec 30
INDOOBLY!
“This morning, I stumbled into the bathroom stall barely awake. As I sat there whizzing ...”
27
Redesign 2009!
“Part of my goals for a while was to redesign this site to my own ...”
26
Merry Christmas and all that stuff
“So thanks to the economy sucking, and my money management skills sucking, and wanting to ...”
16 15 14 08 04
Someone gave me a microphone
“Ah, my first foray into the audio world.
Lessons learned:
1) It is hard as hell to ...”
03
Keeping tabs
“Just the kind of day I'm having:
Couldn't get to sleep until after 1 AM, thanks ...”
01
Sweet dreams are made of cheap snacks
“I never really understood dream analysis that much. I'm sure the process has some valid ...”
Oversensitivity and the movies
“I started writing this post several months ago and sat on it for a while ...”
| Nov 29
Dog-induced crazy parenting
“I always thought my parenting style was a bit laid back, despite my oldest insisting ...”
25
Yeah, I'm a ruff ryder too...for Jeezis
“I saw this on BoingBoing and couldn't contain my glee. A Christian rap group and ...”
24 23
A lesson learned
“It does nothing to help the case for one's mental sanity to be standing outside ...”
05
Closing a chapter (and essentially writing one)
“I realize I rarely mention my kids, but I decided to mix it up tonight. ...”
Catching up, etc.
“As I mentioned in my previous post, October was a rough month for me, health-wise. ...”
| Oct 22
Swine Flu'ed...but not really
“I've had an incredible funk of a few weeks. After spending two days in the ...”
15
One of my irrational phobias rationalized
“As a child, I had an odd fear of kites. Don't get me wrong; I ...”
08
Octopus end table!
“If you're a non-craft-type person like myself, I highly recommend a look at the "before ...”
07 06
Easily my new favorite video
“Saw this on Boing Boing earlier today. Apparently it's a Finnish duo of two rapping ...”
My latest distraction
“One of my latest finds on the interwebs works as both a sort-of creative outlet ...”
01
Defining words
“There are a few terms that, for one reason or another, just make me twitch. ...”
| Sep 30
Things I learned today
“1. There are a group of women (men?) who use the word "coupon" as both ...”
24
Movies and more movies
“My excuse for the hiatus is a legitimate one: been too wrapped up in working ...”
| Aug 27
The Colonel's Bequest
“In a series of completely un-related google searches tonight, I found myself on the wiki ...”
20
Drama free
“Ever have that one friend who, no matter what, always had some sort of quasi-epic ...”
19
The Secret of Monkey Island
“I've had the Gaming category for a while now, but had yet to actually make ...”
iTunes - Indie Spotlight Sampler
“Found a pretty cool offer (assuming these songs don't suck ass) on iTunes' Facebook page. ...”
Motivational Tricks
“Last year, I was a madwoman when it came to exercising and eating right. I ...”
A band you've probably heard, yet don't know
“Would it be surprising if I mentioned that sometimes I get obsessed with tiny tidbits ...”
18
New pants!
“I decided to stop being lazy and do a much-needed redesign of the site. And ...”
16
Sometimes, I wish the internet was smaller
“I'll admit it- I love technology. I do. There's all sorts of cool shit out ...”
05
Blindness
“I hate to follow up a movie post with another movie post, but so be ...”
04
Gigantic
“It's been a while since I did a movie review, but I had to comment ...”
| Jul 29
Why I have limited "mom" friends
“I'm a little wired at the moment, and my ADD is in full-speed kick due ...”
16
More on the moon landing
“As a followup to my crazy friend mentioned in the moon landing post, I came ...”
11 10 09 | May 28
A potential warning from the man upstairs
“It was a dark and stormy night -- scratch that.. It was rainy, kinda gray, ...”
22 13
Disappointment
“The other day I experienced an event that dug up one of my most vivid ...”
04 | Apr 21
Eau de douche
“I came across someone today after a complicated stream of consciousness. Essentially, I was thinking ...”
20
And just to get a few things off my chest
“I have felt for some time an overwhelming need to censor myself. I'm not sure ...”
Once more, with passion!
“Over the course of the last several years, I've come to a very abrupt conclusion ...”
06
Resolutions are for suckers
“I had started this year with the best intentions. Although I'm not one for New ...”
| Mar 14
Night of the Invisible Man
“Enjoy this short.
”
12
Struggling to keep afloat
“I'll be completely honest here; I'm not entirely sure how normal people manage. By normal, ...”
| |||
2008 “So far so good!” | Dec 30
Dear Kellogg
“Dear Kellogg,
I am writing to express my recent dissatisfaction with one of your products. Recently ...”
09
Content Re-evaluation
“Every once in a while I like to go digging up my blog stats just ...”
08
Making the easy fairly muddled
“I was sitting at work, doing my thing (which I do quite well, if I ...”
05
I wish I could write a script just for this guy..
“
Pure goodness.
”
| Nov 17
My frazzled mind
“My brother made the comment the other day that my blog looked lonely and envious ...”
14 | Oct 08
Notes from HorrorHound Part II - Shock Studios
“I have a few moments while I wait for some software to install so I ...”
| Sep 29
Notes from HorrorHound - Dirk Strangely
“A few weeks ago, I made yet another excursion to Indy for HorrorHound Weekend. This ...”
28
True Blood
“In case you have HBO and enjoy vampires, or at least gratuitous nipple, I recommend ...”
19
Hello Blog...I miss you
“Okay, so it's been awhile. Had a lot of 'life changes' to adjust to. Well, ...”
| Aug 27
My Loony Bun Is Fine
“I may be extra giggly tonight, following an email from one of my brothers that ...”
25 20 19 12
It's going down!
“A few moments ago, my husband noticed that 2 of our garbage cans were strangely ...”
02 | Jul 28
One of my fav You Tube videos ever
“Well because of Wil Wheaton, I found myself watching Lil J Showstopper on You Tube. ...”
26 24 23
Bringing the creepy
“And the pathetic....
And the delusional...and the psycho...and yet...funny all the same.
Some people just don't *get* ...”
20
Dr. Horrible
“If you're one of the people that didn't crash the server a few days ago ...”
15
On Dreams
“I have this reoccurring theme in my dreams.
It involves the last play I was in ...”
I brokes the internet
“My internet has been down at home, so my posting is scattered at best. Have ...”
09
My cat would eat me
“ Find more videos like this on AdGabber
That is shenanigans. My cat does not ...”
07
You know you've watched too many horror movies...
“I stumbled on this video (which amazingly never made it into my inbox...no one loves ...”
06
Banner notes
“Design a new banner the other day.
Used Elegants Brush PS by =Coby17 on deviantART ...”
04
Some changes
“Made some updates to the site the other night. Added some Netflix widgets with the ...”
| Jun 25
Nemesis
“What is life without a nemesis or two? A few years back, I embraced the ...”
18
In my moment of need
“Me: "I'm 30 yrs old and I got no cool nickname"
My brother: "The Leopard."
rawr.
”
10
Further proof that I am a genius
“I was sitting at my kitchen counter tonight faced with a bit of a dilemma. ...”
I feel like some yogurt...
“Came across this video today, which sums up exactly how I feel about those damn ...”
03
Need to stop getting distracted
“I don't know what it is with me. I actually have more time on my ...”
| May | Apr 21 20
In case there was ever a doubt in your mind...
“...that the sanity level in the human race gets lower and lower.
You know, I will ...”
16 02
A movie I wish I could see
“This is all kinds of awesome:
PS- The best Muppet movie was The Great Muppet Caper, ...”
| Mar 31
Sometimes I wish I were 12 again
“Sure, a New Kids on the Block reunion is unintentionally funny to think about. But ...”
26
Unfit
“Recently, I downloaded the Opera browser to take it for a spin. This was following ...”
On the fence
“I've seen this story making the rounds on the internet, and I figured I'd weigh ...”
24
Taking down the Man, one dick at a time
“I read this bizarre article on Newsweek that described the 'rebel movement' occuring in ...”
19
One of the things that annoys me in movies
“Ever notice in movies, people driving along the road are always capable of not looking ...”
18
There was a point prior to the conversation...
“...where I should have mentioned I was playing a video game.
Me: I AM STUCK IN ...”
16 05
The things I subject myself to
“I don't know why I do certain things- certain things that I know I dislike ...”
| Feb 27
Garfield minus garfield
“I stumbled upon this little ditty today:
Garfield Minus Garfield
Who would have guessed that when ...”
25
Oscars 2008!
“Another Oscar party come and gone. I don't think I actually saw any of the ...”
21
I hate packing, fyi
“We've decided to leave our humble apartment and move to a humble, but totally ass-kicking ...”
19
I so want one of these
“Acorn MP3 Player
It stores 1 gig worth of data.
Even more important, it would be a ...”
Aieee
“My home has been invaded by little people. I dryly laugh in my head at ...”
Ahem
“So it would appear a good portion of my issues stem from the fact that ...”
14
Back in my own crazy
“It would not be a stretch to say that this year started out a bit ...”
12 08
My Thoughts on One Missed Call, aka It's my Birthday and I'm drinking
“I'm sitting here watching One Missed Call (the original Japanese version, not that shitpile remake ...”
Return of the blog!
“Well, between work and Warcraft, it would seem I didn't get much blogging done at ...”
| Jan 28
How to Survive a Horror Movie
“Stumbled upon this today- http://www.zombiechannel.com/node/3
Some of my favs:
If you are searching for something which ...”
|
2007 | Dec 26
Producing a commercial worth watching
“I believe it was "Survivorman" that I was watching, when on came the most intense ...”
18
My Firefox is a pessimist
“Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a ...”
08
HAHAHAHA!
“Girl Scout cookies have an Official Myspace Page.
”
| Nov 29
Sharing the funny
“glumbert - Best wedding first dance ever
”
17
Thoughts on movies
“Getting the dressing out is always an indication of a positive answer. -Captain
”
14
The new movie rule
“Seems to be a new formula rule in movies lately:
If you call a woman that ...”
13
A vicious cycle
“Once again, now that I actually have time to breathe and notice what is going ...”
08
I'm sure there was a logical thought process here
“Caught a story on Reuters today about a children's Advent calendar in Germany that includes ...”
07 01
Is it me..
“Or is every ER promo essentially the same? "THIS will BE THE episode you cannot ...”
Not looking too shabby
“I just watched the trailer for Alien vs Predator: Requim and I gotta say, it ...”
| Oct 29
Dove does it again
“Dove pounces with an equally strong follow-up piece to their Evolution film.
Check it out ...”
Quote of the Day
“I don't give people a chance to think. I just hit them in the forehead ...”
26
Reconsidering the abode
“I believe I've been at my current residence for about 3 1/2 years now. I ...”
24
Because ultimately, I'm about sharing the knowledge
“Slate has published an absolutely wonderful article that I think everyone should read and take ...”
13
drunk blogging
“It's always good to have at least one drunk post, even if it takes twice ...”
08
Perplexing
“I'm sifting through stock photos and have noticed a ridiculous amount of photos involving "business ...”
05
A diddy from my officemate
“"I just invaded his ass space, unintentionally"
”
| Sep 20
When being too uptight becomes a problem
“So I was on one blog and got directed to another where I came across ...”
18
Dang it.
“I hate not updating anything, but I just don't seem to have the time lately. ...”
06
Diaries from a parking garage
“The following was written over the course of two hours of being trapped in a ...”
Useless, but all the same...
“http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/223/popup/index.php?cl=3995715
Nothing says "I WANT" more than a cup o' joe with a monkey on it. ...”
| Aug 28
Again haunted with the feeling that I missed something
“I was flipping through a recent issue of Rolling Stone and came across an image ...”
27
Flight of the Conchords
“Another fabulous clip...
”
13
The Hills Season 3
“Tonight started a new season of The Hills, or one of my guilty pleasures as ...”
A plea
“People of the world-
Please STOP using Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" song to highlight anything that may ...”
09
Overhearing pointless arguments
“Dude: What do you mean you like hockey? Are you Canadian?
Girl: No. I wish I ...”
08 02 | Jul 22
A Letter
“To the woman with the particularly bad haircut who cut in front of my son ...”
18
On the verge of having my geek card revoked
“Sure, I was able to kick out a few PHP pages the other day without ...”
11
Getting more cynical with age
“So this past weekend there was the whole Live Earth shindig. Initially, I was thinking ...”
05
Flight of the Conchords
“HBO has what is now my current favorite comedy- Flight of the Conchords. It is ...”
I stand corrected
“For years I have proclaimed my absolute hatred for The Breakfast Club. I had seen ...”
01
Two things
“1. June's top search phrase for this site: "pirate master nipple".
Yeah, what?
2. People, I ...”
Thinking...
“Whoever decided "free anal sex hemorrhoids" was a good bulletin board spam topic CLEARLY did ...”
| Jun 25 17
The case of the sippy cup
“Here's a beaut.
A woman is claiming that she was harassed over her child's sippy cup ...”
14
A genius plan
“I saw an ad for Alli in a magazine. As I skimmed over it, I ...”
Enjoy
“
”
07
So simple, yet so...happy-making...
“This is keeping me oddly entertained.
”
01
Despite Ninja skills, Panda dies
“I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.
So..ahem...this panda, Xiang Xiang, was bred ...”
| May 28
And the newest reality show is...
“Pirate Master!
So it's obviously cashing in on the pirate popularity, but on the surface it ...”
25
Firefox Add-on: Stumble!
“Stumble is perhaps one of my favorite Firefox add-ons ever. And I've only been using ...”
A groovy concept
“Stumbled upon this site (literally, but I'll explain that in another post)- FutureMe.org
You can ...”
20
An observation while watching The Omen
“So I'm half-ass watching the remake of The Omen. And by half-assed, I mean it's ...”
On cicadas
“Apparently, in some parts of the Midwest, the cicadas are going to swarm again. ...”
11
Twin Peaks
“I loved Twin Peaks back in the day. But I just realized a few ...”
09
Beginning to feel like the mean old woman in the neighborhood
“I used to laugh at folks that got all out of shape about spamming. "Oooh, ...”
07
Wonder what it must be like...
“To be completely, utterly, without a doubt, insane
Enjoy.
”
04
Mr. Humphries, are you free?
“Are You Being Served is one of my favorite shows on the PBS stations. It's ...”
01
Night music
“I enjoy driving at night. Well, I enjoy driving period, minus rush hour and main ...”
What nobody told me
“Apparently, no one likes Oasis. I never really listened to them at all, and thought ...”
Hmm
“I absolutely suck at updating lately.
I have no excuse.
I've either been too busy or doing ...”
Just an opinion
“I'm watching the special features of The Hitcher (2007), and there's one bit where they ...”
| Apr 23
A blast from the past...
“I hate that term. So why do I insist on using it?
”
17 15 04
Kids Shows
“One of the dual benefits/drawbacks to having kids is being subjected to their TV programming ...”
Feel like I'm missing something here
“From the CNN article on the CNN Center shooting
The suspect warned Williams, "Get out my ...”
| Mar 25
Disappointed by The Tudors
“Actually, I loved the first two episodes of this show.
But I had a disappointing time ...”
My problem with Halloweeen:Resurrection (other than it sucks)
“I was watching "H20" today and thought "Man, "Resurrection" fucking sucks". And yes, it does. ...”
20
Techno Fear
“This was mentioned in CaffiNation's recent podcast (kick ass podcast, by the way) and considering ...”
19
Call me old-fashioned...
“But I'm in the mindset that the purpose of attending school is to receive an ...”
15
The cutest thing I've ever seen
“Dog and Monkey 4ever
”
13
Why is it...
“Sean Connery is just freaking cool in every movie he's in, and he gets those ...”
Not that I like to give her any MORE attention...
“If there's one person who I wish would not have articles written about them, it ...”
08
A Definitive List of Shit
“I was reading an article about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's Definitive 200, ...”
07
Things that make me go "HELLS YES!"
“Silent Hill 2 Announced
I'm giddy. I really enjoyed the first one. I hope they keep ...”
06
Programming that hurts
“I'm glancing at my TV that is tuned to "The Search for the New Doll" ...”
05
I just realized that I do this...
“I was reading an article in the UK edition of People just now. I read ...”
| Feb 28
I'm an enigma...or something...
“I was recently contacted by an acquaintance of mine who does the whole real estate ...”
Further evidence that I may be living in some other reality
“I'm not entirely sure what the hell is wrong with me sometimes, but I don't ...”
22
Some thoughts
“-There is nothing quite as unnerving as attempting to eat frozen yogurt in front of ...”
21
A plea
“I was watching "The Fan" the other day. Nice crazy DeNiro. I hadn't seen it ...”
Stepping in a pile of crazy
“Man Claims to be both Christ and the Anti-Christ in a span of several months
Emily ...”
12
I knew it all along
“Napping at work a good thing
I can't tell you how many times I've said we ...”
10 08
Ew Ew Ew!
“Faux Fur Often Dog Hair
I'm staring suspiciously at the coat my mom bought, which has ...”
Today is the best day ever
“I freaking love my birthday.
It's like a national celebration of me.
WOO! BIRTHDAY!
But I have to ...”
07
An ode to my lameness
“After digging my car out of the snow this morning, I made a quick stop ...”
| Jan 31
January search terms
“Here is the list of some search terms that brought people to my site for ...”
Why I love Patrick Stewart
“
I've just recently started watching Extras on HBO. This is one of the funniest clips ...”
30
Life imitating life
“Well...What a week it's been. Last week, I had a typical "so out of the ...”
23
The smell of all smells
“I've commented in the past about how the hallway in the apartment building tends to ...”
My new favorite picture
“Diddy sneaks a peek
God bless him.
”
Old and dumb
“Weeeeeeeee! (Gonads & Strife)
As dumb as this sounds, this video has some fond memories from ...”
22 18
Days are going by slow...and that's a good thing*
“I'm getting really antsy lately. It's only mid-Jan and I'm already stir crazy. There is ...”
17
The Satnav made me do it
“Satellite Navigation Systems are trying to kill us, thus bringing us closer to the Rise ...”
15
What I wouldn't pay $600 for
“Unless you've been completely shut off from the world...or possibly playing too many video games... ...”
Well that didn't last long
“7UP to drop the whole "All Natural" act
Yeah...High fructose corn syrup isn't natural, no ...”
Success!
“Thanks to Justin Timberlake, I received the following email:
Sender: Sexy's Back
Subject: Is your lingerie drawer ...”
I am quite possibly my own worst enemy
“As I'm browsing the library's online catalog for books to borrow, I'm thinking to myself:
...”
People are f'ed up
“A month ago, maybe longer, I stumbled onto Trainwrecks. It wasn't so much a blog ...”
13
oops...
“I just realized it's well after 4:20 AM. I've been playing WoW for the past..er...shit...7 ...”
09
On ruining Christmas
“Anyone who went to grade school, especially Catholic grade school, knows the horrible existence of ...”
Why I don't do the PTA
“Straight out of 1995, the upcoming topic of discussion is...
Learn about how to navigate your ...”
Holy crap
“My brother told me I was neglecting my blog. And I was like "Yeah. Been ...”
03
32nd annual List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness
“List available here
Now, I enjoy "awesome" and honestly didn't realize that many people used it ...”
02
A letter
“To the woman in the red car who seems to share the same general living ...”
|
2006 | Dec 28
My crazy dream
“Not that I have normal dreams.
But this one was a beaut.
It starts out with me ...”
I realized I'm a wimp
“It usually takes a lot for a person to intimidate me. I think it's cause ...”
25
Happy Christmas! WOO
“Nothing says Christmas like a Dixie cup o' wine and a few notes scribbled on ...”
20
Dexter vs Sleeper Cell
“I was so excited about Sleeper Cell this past week that I managed to forget ...”
So everyone's not doing it, but close enough
“9 out of 10 Americans are dirty, dirty sluts*
Chew on this tidbit:
Even among a subgroup ...”
19
I became a nerd
“Prior to a few weeks ago, I had never heard of "World of Warcraft". Then, ...”
16
Confession #something
“I just now heard/saw the video for Justin Timberlakes "SexyBack" in it's entirety. I've not ...”
A new year
“I'm not one for New Year's Resolutions, cause I think "Hey..we should set challenges and ...”
14
Ugh
“I was on such a roll with the update and blaaaah.
I'm too damn tired for ...”
11
PMDs
“I enjoy a chocolate covered pretzel. But a 10-inch pretzel rod dipped in so much ...”
06 05
Mmm...toys...
“Archie McPhee may be my new favorite site in the whole world, but this especially ...”
LAME!
“It's the 7 Lamest Fight Scenes of All Time!
I disagree with Sonny versus Carlo ...”
Remakes- The Hitcher
“I'd have a problem for this if it wasn't for Sean Bean.
I still don't understand ...”
04
*snort*
“Came across this entry and had to share.
I guarantee you when this originally aired I ...”
02
The more you know...
“What to do in a zombie attack:
”
| Nov 30
Masters of Horror
“I tried to watch Showtime's Masters of Horror last year, but got entirely too distracted. ...”
Whiztastic
“In order to help save money, China Southern airline is asking that passengers drain the ...”
The hell?
“It came to my attention this evening (i.e., Scooooot was kind enough to mention) that ...”
At the request of Emily
“I can see you...
”
29
5 7 5
“A haiku to express my feelings.
Ahem...
dear loser fuck face-
i think you should fuck your mom.
she ...”
Somebody set up us the bomb!
“I was feeling bad earlier today and considered going home for a bit. But then ...”
28
Whew!
“Well, I managed to get most of my old movie reviews up, in their respective ...”
This is my ass!
“Poltergeist up next on the remake list
Total shit biscuits, that's what it is! Fuck ...”
It's a Christmas Miracle!
“Truce called in that whole peace wreath fiasco
The association apologized and withdrew the request for ...”
27
Yet another entertaining Wife Swap
“Alright, I admit it. I watched again. I couldn't help it. The promo reeled me ...”
*sigh*
“Today was one of those days.
I had never wanted to bitch slap so many people ...”
Fuck your 'Peace on Earth' shit
“More things to warm my heart this season.
Lisa Jensen decided to hang up her wreath ...”
24
A haiku
“I wrote this several years ago for USA Today's haiku contest.
Needless to say, I did ...”
Black Friday is for fools!
“Well, I had a pretty uneventful Thanksgiving, which means no fires. Now I get to ...”
23
Recap
“It's officially Thanksgiving. Almost 2 AM, actually. I have an overwhelming amount of work to ...”
???
“While doing absolutely nothing, I stumbled across a blog post about the "Moms for Modesty". ...”
21
My cat is speedy
“One thing I've noticed about the new kitten (Sake), other than what an adorable little ...”
20
Why I won't go on a cruise
“You're on a boat..way far away from the dock...when suddenly, the shit plague breaks out ...”
17
HorrorFest! WOO!
“That's right, this is the weekend for the After Dark Horrorfest
Most of the movies look ...”
16
Further confirmation of my digust in using public restrooms
“Woman practicing Elimination Communication wonders if shitting in a sink is a bad thing
It's not ...”
15
In need of a hobby
“I'm so freaking bored lately. I have no interest in doing the usual things. ...”
If he did it, and we're not saying he did...
“OJ's book, If I Did It, Here's How It Happened set to go on sale ...”
13
An observation
“I used to be all into watching Wife Swap. Call it a guilty pleasure if ...”
11
Firefox 2.0
“I'm a big fan of Firefox since I made the switch several months ago. I ...”
10
Wind It Up
“
New Gwen Stefani video.
I'm so confused.
I saw The Sound of Music just once in my ...”
Well...hmmm.
“Landscapers refuse work for gay couple
Here's the basic story. Garden Guy is a Christian-owned landscaping ...”
09
Mourning
“Last week, I became aware that a local radio station was going to be switching ...”
08
The mysteries of life
“I think it would be cool to know what dinosaurs really looked like and what ...”
07
I like to vote
“I have to admit, I'm very enthusiastic about voting. I suppose one day, I may ...”
Filed under "Not sure I don't blame her"
“So apparently the CMA's were on last night. Yay. CMA's. THE music night of all ...”
03
I have my moments...
“I stumbled across this shirt . Unfortunately, I never was good at the whole ...”
01
Well, shit...
“Another Halloween has come and gone, yet neither of my kids were recruited for witchcraft ...”
I couldn't have said it better myself
“I stumbled across this entry on the whole issue of stores decorating for Christmas before ...”
| Oct 31
I don't get it
“Nissan's new ad campaign for the Sentra involves some dude living out of it ...”
30
A new time waster
“A while ago, there was a picture going around that had represented a crapload of ...”
On Google...
“I came across this entry on Google's official blog: Do You "Google"?
Like so many other ...”
29
Well, it worked...
“Not to sound like a crazy-cat person, but I'm quite impressed with the progress Sake ...”
Drama!
“The other day, I stumbled across a site the other day that highlights the various ...”
28
iPod Etiquette
“Margaret Mason, who also compiled a list of blog-convo starters and turn it into a ...”
26
Working with idiots
“Working With Idiots Can Kill You
Right on. Unfortunately, it originated from Weekly World News ...”
25
Pet Peeves
“There are two things that annoy the piss out of me.
The first is when person ...”
Things I wish I had right now
“
A wall to gently, yet repeatedly, bang my head into
A bottle of Shaid
A few boxes ...”
24
And people wonder why I don't like elevators
“Elevator that killed student overloaded
There were 24 people on the elevator and the article says ...”
23
The Day After Tomorrow
“One of the problems I have with this movie, other than the CGI wolves, or ...”
Best Out of Office Auto Response:
“Hey, I don't work here anymore. Why are you sending me stuff? :)
”
Sake To Me!
“A few days ago, I made a decision. Being an indecisive person by nature, it ...”
16
How do I know you're you??
“I stepped into the local pharmacy this evening. My mission was simple - I needed ...”
Tempted to buy and write off as a work expense
“USB Missle Launcher
Oh...the fun I could have. The justice that would be served. It would ...”
Dove Ad
“I was reading AdRants and came across the story featuring a Dove ad. In the ...”
15
Myspace may be taking over the world
“I was logging into my Myspace account 10 secs ago and I saw the ad ...”
13
All growed up
“This new format is making me feel mature. I'm hoping I don't end up writing ...”
Explaining the poop stain on my carpet from the previous post
“I didn't want to give the impression that my family enjoys shitting on the carpet ...”
Overheard while shopping for carpet cleaner to remove the poop stain out of my carpet.
“"I'd a done punched her...in her head."
”
11
Made the switch
“The past few days, I've been in the process of moving hosts for my ...”
| Sep | Aug 14 11
My rant on remakes
“With Pulse opening up today, I thought I would take this opportunity to plead with ...”
| Jul | Jun | May | Apr 22 | Mar | ||
2005 | Aug 19
How to make a bad shark movie
“
The Kick. Open with a random killing that no one seems too concerned about.
The Hero. ...”
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